Sharper Image 1977-2008. RIP

The Sharper Image, mall (mostly) based purveyor of pseudo-elegant, useless crap, and the folk-culture epitome of bad taste (who on Earth would want to be caught dead with anything bearing the Sharper Image brand name..?) is finally being liquidated. No more Ionic Breeze air ionizers (that actually could kill you and make your children – both male and female - grow multiple penises), no more Ginsu nose hair trimmer, and no more Oversized Deluxe Zero-Gravity Recliner. I would shed a crocodile tear or two, but...