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Saturday, August 9, 2008

Pork and how to make a gerund out of it

Mr. John Edwards (yeah, THAT Edwards, former US Senator and one-time presidential candidate who just loves $200 haircuts) was apparently porking his personal female videographer while Mrs. Edwards, his legally-married wife, was (and still is) battling cancer. Don’t know whether this is as bad as, or worse than, Newt Gingrich (a Republican hypocrite extraordinaire and a famous serial wife-dumper) serving his wife Jackie with divorce papers in a hospital, where she was also battling cancer but, hey, who am I to judge such distinguished figures!

Too bad that Mr. Edwards wasn’t caught with a hooker - we could call him John-John and the world would be so much funnier (even funnier than the fact that Mr. Edwards’ affair was first revealed by the National Enquirer, the paragon of American journalism…)

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