Ryanair and common sense...

According to new reports the CEO of Ryanair (a bunch of really fuckin’ cheap flying dingdongs who call themselves an airline…) one Michael O’Leary announced that his flying dingdongs might start charging US $1.40 to use the lavatories on their planes. (They already charge extra for everything else...)

To that I’ll say – bad, half-baked idea. Dispose of the lavatories altogether and squeeze about 20 paying hot bodies in that space then make more money on inflatable chamber pots rental: say, $2 for number 1 and $5 for number 2. Inflatable chamber pots take up hardly any space while deflated and can double as floating devices (cost: US $100.00 billed to your credit card whether you survive the water landing or not.)